Do I have personal knowledge?
I'd never admit that no.
But at the time in question
My great grandpa was sheriff you know.
So listen to my story
But don’t ask me how I know
About murder, mystery, and mayhem
In Dubois, Idaho.
It started in a bootlegger’s cabin
A block or two off main.
The product was good, and business was booming
In the year of 1916
Born Joseph Henry Loveless.
Though known by other names.
Raised by Mormon pioneers.
He brought the family shame.
He led a life of petty crime,
Moving all around.
Then fate would lead him down the road,
Right here to Dubois town.
Then came a time one Saturday night
The city held a dance.
Mrs. Loveless longed to go.
Joseph said, “Not a chance.”
A heated argument then ensued,
Though no one knows all the facts.
Mrs. Loveless died three days hence,
From wounds caused by an axe.
The bootlegger was taken to St. Anthony jail
Until the trial was through.
But he sawed through bars, and escaped in the night,
With a saw blade he kept in his shoe.
Now John Lockhart Jackson the sheriff
The night the bootlegger ran
Was none other than my great grandfather.
He helped search the desert sand.
But they never caught up with that bootlegger.
Or did they? I don’t know.
But one hundred and four years later
In a cave here in Idaho
Treasure hunters made a grizzly discovery
In a cave way in the back,
Was the bootlegger’s dismembered torso
Wrapped up in a burlap sack.
Though the arms and the legs were found later,
The missing head remains
Wrapped up in a cloak of mystery
Of the unknown killer’s domain.
So, as I near the end of my story,
I share with all in this room,
Passed down from my great grandfather
THIS TERRIBLE FAMILY HEIRLOOM!
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